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And Google can't give us news anymore
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Chris Bakke
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Robotaxis coming soon, OpenAI pleads the GPT-5th
And Amazon can't stop replacing 10s of jobs with 1000s of workers and calling it AI
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Chris Bakke

March 2024

LinkedIn finally pivots, crypto takes on the sphere
OpenAI is stealing your content, Amazon is now wikipedia, and robots took my job (and my apple)
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Facebook was down, Apple is down for a good lawsuit, TikTok is down bad
Apple plays 5D chess (and loses), every site goes down
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Dude, Where's My (Apple) Car?
Slootman out, Google hires more project managers, AI is replacing jobs
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February 2024

2023 tech recap, and onto 2024
Only 12 months between posts. I'm nothing if not consistent.
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January 2023

The weekend edition
Google's too big, your car got repossessed, but your portfolio is up this week
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Europe, popping collars, and Oil & Gas are back
ChatGPT is fooling scientists, and athletes are still bad investors
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August 2022

Stocks up, Rivian's down bad, gas is basically free
(But you still can't afford to buy a house.)
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July 2022

The weekend edition
Tanks in banks, Amazon owns our health records, and your car company hates crypto
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Jobs are down, rents are up, Costco is king
Job cuts, moving to the metaverse, and the last thread holding the economy together
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The sequel
This week: having fun (actually) staying poor, Jeff Bezos' hair, and Shark Tank
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